joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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WHO IS THIS QUEEN

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winchysteria:

"women just weren’t built to ____ it’s a fact"

well up until the 17th century everyone thought that about acting and i think we all know what happened there

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Lolol I love Meryl. Her face there is so perfect.

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holytoledobatman:

Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:

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Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.

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but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:

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wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before

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SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER

I thought it just meant his dad is a cook and her dad is the owner…? Um.

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kuzco2000:

"elite 4 ___ used a full restore"

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life-on-four-strings:

delano-laramie:

hotsciencedads:

i heard the first fucking note and i stopped it

and started cracking up

crying

Every time

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nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

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