when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
WHO IS THIS QUEEN
"women just weren’t built to ____ it’s a fact"
well up until the 17th century everyone thought that about acting and i think we all know what happened there
Lolol I love Meryl. Her face there is so perfect.
Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
I thought it just meant his dad is a cook and her dad is the owner…? Um.
"elite 4 ___ used a full restore"
when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacks